Lockdown 2: The Sequel

Well, there we go. A second lockdown. Always fun. I accidentally rewrote most of the lyrics to "Hard-Knock Life" from Annie The Musical this morning, because I started singing 'it's the lockdown life for us' whilst messaging TTR, and then before I knew where I was...I'd come up with a few more lyrics: It's the … Continue reading Lockdown 2: The Sequel

Comic Poems

I confess, this post is very late. The weekend got away from me. And, instead of the epic week of hilarious poetry I had planned, I've felt compelled to write something on the election. Nothing, I assure you, politically motivated, but more...observations. Anyway, this is not the political post. This is two golden oldies from my … Continue reading Comic Poems

House Party

There’s always a drunk girl In the kitchen at parties: She’ll always be weeping alone. There’s always a drunk girl In the kitchen at parties: Usually clutching her phone. She’ll be knee-deep in trouble, To an epic degree – It’s all become serious now. She’ll be snotty and wailing, And dialling her friend – Who … Continue reading House Party