I'm going to start this post by emphasising, just in case my neighbours do come across it, that the neighbours in the area I currently live are completely lovely. They're all really nice families, and they're friendly and smiley, and we take packages in for each other, and honestly, this little bit of road I … Continue reading Neighbourly Noise
Tag: if I don’t stop being a weirdo
How Much Do Trainers Cost?
Good evening, Gentle Readers. I will explain my absence at some point, but for now, I would like to simply enlighten you on today's adventure. My story begins on a rainy Bank Holiday Monday (are there any other kind? I'm really not sure.) when I, after two weeks of running in sagging old trainers, woke … Continue reading How Much Do Trainers Cost?
Ugly Fruit and Veg
I went shopping this week in a new supermarket (I mean, new to me, not new in general). The vegetables and fruit were not the shiny-perfect of the ones where I usually shop, and I realised when I got home, that I actually bought apples because I felt sorry for them being ugly. (Psychologists, put … Continue reading Ugly Fruit and Veg
The Back Of The Bus
Sometimes, my inner monologue is an inner dialogue....and my teenage self makes a petulant, sulky return.... Oh, shit. That's why I don’t get this bus. It's always full. It's the long route. So it brings people in from out of town. Ugh. There's no seats. I'm not standing! Wait, there is seats. Not sitting next … Continue reading The Back Of The Bus
Sunburn Part 2
I'm not even joking, this is getting ridiculous. Following my epic burn ten days ago, my skin is now peeling off me in festoons. Despite careful moisturising, despite the post-burn application of sun cream...the skin is peeling. I look patchy. Like...I don't even know what like. All I know is that my upper arms have got … Continue reading Sunburn Part 2