I decided to start drinking again this weekend. It's not like I have anywhere to be, and the only thing that is going to make this bearable are "little treats" getting me through the days and weeks and months and years. Plus, Tesco had an offer on pink gin and tonic in a tin, and … Continue reading Pink gin in a tin.

In this time of viral plague, we all must stay inside and shelterFrom the current global threat that's really quite a belter. Someone coughed and felt quite warm, Now deadly symptoms are the norm. It's quite an inconvenience, I can tell ya.  But here we are on day eight of homebound quarantine; I'm surviving on … Continue reading The Ballad of COVID-19

Well, here we are, people. At 8.30pm this evening, our dear PM grounded us all for the next three weeks. I mean, I'm not saying we didn't deserve it. We've been gadding about like it's early spring and there's no global pandemic for days now. Or so I've heard: I've been inside my living room … Continue reading Oh my god, I think Boris Johnson just grounded the country.